oh my god I’m laughing so hard
This is so perfect
When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”
This owl is so beautiful??????!!
This owl is prettier than most peoplethis owl gets it more than i amwhy is an owl prettier than me? why does an owl get nose rubs by a cute guy? why god? why?
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
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